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All We Hear is Purple: Mainlining Xanax

Who’s ready for one last go at it?

COLLEGE FOOTBALL: JAN 01 CFP Semifinal - Allstate Sugar Bowl - Texas vs Washington Photo by Nick Tre. Smith/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images

Hello and welcome to the penultimate All We Hear is Purple of the football season. (*Muffled stress-screaching*)

Before anything, a lifelong Dawg needs donations to help support her battle against cancer — you can donate to her GoFundMe here, and please do so if you can spare any.

Otherwise, on this episode Andrew and Gabey got together to discuss, well... you know.

  • Michael Penix rules
  • Rome Odunze rules
  • So many people rule so much
  • Elijah Jackson ruling the most of all when it mattered most
  • Retrospective on a sequence of critical junctures that made our lives extremely unfun for about 15 minutes (you know the one)
  • Jack Westover Appreciation Hour
  • The three dumbest mistakes of the year
  • Michigan!
  • Geometry and the space-time continuum vis-a-vis football vis-a-vis Michigan vis-a-vis Washington

And, lastly:

  • The inevitable existentialism of where we are now

Feel free to take a listen:

Oh and if you actually listen to the plugs at the end, here’s a link for tickets.

Do good things, don’t do bad things, and bow down to Washington.