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What is “Something I would break my neck doing if I tried for $200,” Alex.

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Good morning, and welcome to dots. Should we dots?

Let's. Dots.

On a completely separate note, about two months ago a few of the writers and I got very sidetracked during a roundtable and invented a whole fake history about baseball, teams, and tales. And some of you expressed that you very much wanted to stay up-to-date on this subject matter (while an equal amount very much didn't) so... as of yesterday, presenting: Chapter one in the official story of the Everett Flabbergasters.

This is great but also scares me so much that we're tempting fate:

Congrats to Kaleb!


Do good things, don't do bad things, and bow down to Washington.