All We Hear is Purple: I’m not saying anything profound (ft. Holly Hunter*)

Hello and welcome to episode whatever of All We Hear is Purple, in which Andrew and Gabey talk about — who would’ve guessed — the things that have happened since the last episode.

In other words, not that much, except:

• Now the coaching staff is complete, we are contractually obligated to have opinions on them
• Gabey being an idiot who’s German-ass brain takes over when deciding the pronunciation of “Inge”
• Early signing day, in which the Dawgs have a class small enough that they could be a normal-sized boy band
• Remaining potential targets for 2022, headlined of course by Josh Conerly
• The addition of Michael Penix Jr.
• The state of Oregon State, for some reason?
• Some implications from the Fresno bowl game
• Potatoes
• Jesse Plemons and fictional universities in the Friday Night Lights canon
• Feeding the pigeons, sometimes feeding the sparrows too, it gives one a sense of enormous wellbeing (Parklife!)

Enjoy (or consume with whichever other emotional reaction one might have, such as whatever the opposite of enjoyment is):

Do good things, don’t do bad things, and bow down to Washington.