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And some people looked at some good Washington players and went “Those are good Washington players.”

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Happy (or otherwise, who knows) Tuesday! As a reminder, you can follow us at Twitter here, or myself (for dumb stuff) and Andrew (a dog in a luchador mask), Max and Rob (football and other stuff), or Aaron (recruiting shenanigans).

To the dots!

New offer out to ‘22 quarterback out of Texas high school powerhouse, Westlake:

Among their alumni include Drew Brees, Nick Foles, kicker Justin Tucker, and, most recently, Sam Ehlinger.

In the words of Cher Horowitz, “As if!” (and in the words of moi, “yeah, that’ll work out for ya”):

“Who’d throw enough screen passes to annoy their fanbase? Certainly not I!” ~Bush Hamdan, probably

And I realize he’s the coach of our enemy, but Satan himself could offer me the opportunity for Girl Scout cookies in July and I’d take it:

Plus it’s for two good causes — your stomach and the Girl Scouts — and we always agree to do good things, not do bad things, and bow down to Washington.