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Dots: Draftin’

And many a Morris-y thought.

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NCAA Basketball: Pac-12 Tournament-Washington vs Arizona Stephen R. Sylvanie-USA TODAY Sports

If you’re like me, you know minimal about basketball except for the fact that Clay Bennett can go choke on a blowtorch. Unfortunately for me, most of you aren’t like that but in fact not only know something about basketball, but actually care about it too. Which means apparently I have to include some tidbits in today’s dots about some thing called the “draft” of the “National Brisketball League”? (Update: Apparently “brisketball” is a real thing.)

So here’s some newly-minted Dawgs-to-the-NBA dots first:

This appears to be good:

Now let’s end things on a football note, where— wait, what?

But most importantly:

Do good things, don’t do bad things, and bow down to Washington.