Mike Price vs Don James

Mike Price had made it. He entered the pearly gates and was met by God himself. "Welcome Mike! You've been faithful and now you're here. For that faithfulness you're to be rewarded...and so now you will be!" God leads Mike up to a cute 3 bedroom rambler, crimson trimmed with gray with cuog symbols and flags everywhere. "Well Mike do you like it?" Mike has a disappointed look on his face as he's looking up at a hill next to his house. On it sits a a huge glorious castle. It's purple and trimmed with glistening gold. Husky flags are flying high at every corner. The castle towers over Mike's quaint little rambler. "God, why does Don James get a bigger house than me?" God looks at him for a moment Puzzled, "Mike that's my house"