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Dot...Dot...Dawg (Mother's Day Edition)

My mom told me to give up some dots this morning, so you better read them.

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The Broncos are coming ... eventually.
The Broncos are coming ... eventually.
Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

Ode to a Mother: What is a Mother? A silent sentry who stands between your sobriety and your will to divulge in a perpetual drunken stupor. A worthy scout who clears the road ahead of all unworthy future mates before you ever have a chance encounter with the woman of your dreams. A noble spectre who haunts your dreams with dots and desires that feed your passion for all things purple. WOOF