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Ted Miller's Best and Worst Case Scenario's for UW

The Best

Ted Miller paints a purple tinted scenario where I break my tailbone in a fall in the stands and Bill Gates (Alias Crazidawg) Paul Allen (Alias T90) and Jeff Bezos (Alias Purple Reign) cough up the cash in sympathy for the remodel.

On his way down to the field afterwards, a Pac-10 blogger breaks his tailbone when the concrete stadium steps crumble beneath him. Loyal blog readers Bill Gates, Paul Allen and Jeff Bezos express mutual chagrin in a statement and offer $350 million for a stadium renovation.

The Worst

But five turnovers doom the Huskies, who lose their fifth Apple Cup in the past six seasons.