O****n meets Wisconsin in the Grand-daddy of Them All at 2:00PM and Stanford meets Oklahoma State in the "How Much Money Can We Steal From College Fans and Players Before We Get Caught" Bowl at 5:30PM. Wisconsin is the underdog in the Rose Bowl at +4.5 and is hurriedly petitioning the NCAA to allow their players to wear sunglasses to counter the D**ks new helmets, which have been textured with mirrors. Oklahoma State is the favorite in the Fiesta at -4.5 and is competing with Stanford to show the rest of the country which of them should have been saving the world from the most boring National Championship match-up ever concocted.