the Gekko File: Utah
This week's Gekko file brings us to the fine state of Utah and to the doorstep of its flagship university. The Utes are not just a line from a Joe Pesci movie. They are a living, breathing football team with a dedicated fan following and a proclivity for enduring pain. Nestled in the mountain city of Salt Lake, the Utes count themselves as the fifth most popular subject of interest among Utahans behind Snow Skiing, the Book of Mormon, poor air quality and BYU. After the jump, I give you the Gekko File: Utah.
- Much has been made about the fact that Utah has never beaten Washington in six tries. I can't really add anything to that other than to note that my first bullet is always reserved for the all-time record versus Washington, so there you have it.
- Utah is known as the Beehive state. The Beehive makes an appearance on the state flag under the Latin term for "industry". Apparently a Beehive is a metaphor for industry. It makes sense. Beehive is to industry as WSU is to Football. Take that Mr. ACT-Test-Administrator.
- No apology necessary if you feel that Utah football seems like a recent phenomenon. Before Urban Meyer joined Utah in 2003 for a 3-year stepping stone gig on his way to Florida, the Utes had been to just nine bowl games. Don't let that fool you. While you were sleeping on them, Utah amassed the #40 all-time win % in Div 1 football history up until Urban arrived. That is better than most Pac 12 teams other that USC (#10 all-time), Washington (#14), Colorado (#15), and Cal (#34). Stanford was #41 over that same time period.
- Since Urban Meyer took over, and after he handed off to Kyle Whittingham, Utah has been one of the more impressive stories in college football. They have won two surprising BCS bowls in the last decade - a thrilling whipping of the Alabama Crimson Tide in the 2009 Sugar Bowl and a stomping of Pitt in the 2005 Fiesta Bowl. Both games resulted in Utah finishing their seasons ranked in the top 4 of the country.
- There are a number of loose connections between Utah and Washington. You all know about Cort Dennison and Steve Sarkisian's connections to the state. However, the most significant tie is current UW President and former Utah President, Michael Young. The distinguished Mr. Young is, ironically, a graduate of Bringham Young University and of the Harvard Business School. He reportedly enjoys cooking, traveling, biking, long walks on the beach and having his photo taken in front of elegantly placed stacks of books, few of which he has actually read.
- Don't be surprised if you hear references to the MUSS on Saturday's broadcast. The MUSS is Utah's student section and they are known to be the life of the rather small Rice-Eccles Stadium. They have a tradition of bobbing up and down on third-downs and they track a running total of false start penalties like the King's Court tracks Felix's strikeouts. Soooo juvenile.
- This has nothing to do with the Utes but, if you've never been, you MUST make a trip to Zion National Park sometime in your life. You'll see why the Mormon's stopped hiking the Mormon trail. Stunning.
- Kyle Whittingham is a scab. That's right. After an illustrious career as a linebacker for the BYU Cougars, the New Orleans Breakers and the Calgary Stampede, coach KW played for the Rams' replacement squad in 1987.
- The State Flower of Utah is the sego lilly, a plant so special that it is included on the state flag. The sego lily carries special meaning to the state because starving Mormons would eat the lily bulbs to survive while they endured their march to religious freedom. Those of you who have eaten lily bulbs know that they literally taste like dung. Thus, whenever someone tells a Ute to "eat shit", said Ute is likely to be inspired. So, go ahead. Share an act of kindness today. Tell a Ute to EAT SHIT!
- Outside of a cadre of religious and political figures, there is a surprising lack of interesting celebrities to come from the state of Utah. Well, except for Donnie and Marie.
- ... and Butch Cassidy (cool)
- ... and Roseann Barr (uh, not cool)
- If you look hard enough, you can find a recent video clip of a well-endowed and somewhat inebriated female engaging in nude cheerleading while at a Utah home game. Go ahead and Google now. I'll wait.
- Is it just me, or does Kyle Whittingham look like Dolph Lundgren?
Washington at Utah: A Preview
I've taken the opportunity to TiVo Utah games twice this year (USC and BYU). I also listened to the second half of the Montana State game on Sirius radio. On top of that, I was personally on hand for the 2010 Las Vegas Bowl to witness the disembowelment of Utah versus Boise State. I feel like I have a pretty good handle on this team and I'm excited to see them host Washington in their first ever Pac 12 game in RES.
Utah plays hard. I mean really hard. Whistle to whistle hard. They play with energy and perseverance. They are tough and they play with a collective chip on their shoulder. They play like their coach played. What they lack in flashy skill, they make up for in bitter attitude. They are a team that a fan base can be proud of because they just keep coming and coming and coming. The question is where are they going?
Utah comes into this weekend boasting one of the least sexy offenses in the Pac 12. They return just one all-conference player from a year ago - beastly OT Tony Bergstrom. Their ring leader is QB Jordan Wynn - a savvy guy who shows good command of Norm Chow's new pro-style offense, but who lacks anything resembling a Pac 12 arm. Jordan relies on his wits and his decision-making to beat you. When he is getting good protection (sometimes) and support from his running game (often), he can hit the open man. That said, he's the least talented of the QBs that Washington has faced this season and he represents an opportunity for our defense to "get right". That said, Jordan has a few weapons in WR. DeVonte Christopher and TB John White IV. I'm particularly impressed with White. While he is a bit streaky, he is a slasher style runner who has good burst. His 127 yards per game and 5 rushing TDs are second in the conference to LaMichael James. His style reminds me of Ricky Watters. Utah will throw a lot of White at UW in order to create cushion for Wynn and to set up play action. Look out for talented freshmen RB Harvey Langhi and WR Dres Anderson to make appearances and, possibly, a few plays.
Defensively, Utah features a burly Defensive Line and what was expected to be a troublesome secondary. While Utah fans will point to Utah as having a dominant defense, the reality is that Utah is just fifth in the conference in yards allowed per game. Their passing defense, in particular, is 10th in the conference. Utah fans will no doubt have lots of explanations for this situation but, let's be honest, this is not a secondary that is going to slow the second most efficient passing offense in the Pac 12 and the nation's leading TD passer (you go, Keith Price). In fact, Utes fans may be surprised to learn that their hallowed D is earning just about the same number of sacks/game as UW. What has been working for Utah is their turnover margin - a stunning +3 per game. They have recovered 12 fumbles and picked off four passes. Some of this is earned, but some is chance. CFBstats.com only credits Utah with four forced fumbles this year - the other net eight gained being as a result of unforced errors by their opponents. Still, you need to be wary of the Utah defense. There are a bunch of tough guys on the squad and they play hungry. Leaders on their D include senior LB Chaz Walker, senior DE Derrick Shelby and Jr CB Ryan Lacy.
The Prediction: Washington 44 - Utah 28
I respect Utah and I started out this week thinking that this might be a game that Utah would pull out. However, as I studied it I couldn't help but to think that so much of what has impressed me about Utah has come either against Montana St or after they got rolling from all of those early turnovers against BYU. The better comparisons are the games versus Boise St and USC. While it was last season, they were wretched in the Las Vegas Bowl against Boise St - an offense that operates at the same efficiency as UW's. They played with a ton of heart against USC, but the UU offense simply wasn't up to the task against what is a very average USC defense. Utah has a significant home field advantage, but I expect UW to be able to move the ball on the Utes and to quiet the crowd quickly. I also don't expect the massive (lucky?) TO margin advantage that Utah has enjoyed to continue into Saturday. The wild card in this for me is John White. If he can get it rolling, all bets are off. I suppose that I'm not convinced he can do so against Pac 12 defenses quite yet.
Add it all up and I'm going to forecast this as the biggest road victory that Washington will have enjoyed in the last several years. KirkD will be impressed with how well Talia Crichton and Josh Shirley play in the absence of Hau'oli Jamora. Hawnk will have witty insights about how Cort Dennison overcame his demons and led his defensive mates. Rollo will tell someone to "suck it". B Money will note that we will only be two wins away from bowl eligibility with both WSU and OSU still on the schedule and will immediately place a call to his bookie. JazzyUte will freak out on the inside, but put a brave face on the outside. The Utah-Ucla guy will be classy in defeat. Crazi will be Crazi. Bugs will still be drunk. Berkowitz will just be happy that I failed (for once) to offend anyone other than most Cal fans. All will be well in Husky land once more.
Other Predictions:
... Chris Polk will have his first "explosive" rush of the season - call it 46 yards and a TD on a toss sweep to the left
... Callier will score his first career TD (if I keep saying it, it will happen)
... Surprise player of the game: Jamaal Kearse
... DeVonte Christopher will be the star of the game for Utah
... Kyle Whittingham will be cool
... Norm Chow will not
... The battle of intangibles will be close with commentators calling it a draw
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This is so true on so many hillarious levels.
Also, I like your prediction. I was thinking 41-31. Same total points!
by I'mSureI'veSeenWorse on Sep 28, 2011 10:32 PM PDT reply actions
I grew up in that area, lots of great memories of both
Particularly Zion. Great fishing in that area, especially if you don’t mind dodging cactus clusters the size of cattle and 6 foot long rattlesnakes. Some great natural waterslides too.
by Kip Earlywine on Oct 1, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Gotta love your team, but....
I’m sure this will be a great test for both teams.
However, don’t rely on feeling from the Vegas bowl too strongly. Jordan W was all ready out and had his season ending surgery, so that game shows nothing of his ability. Terrance Cain was the QB and while he had a lot of heart there is a reason Jordan took the starting job from him as a freshman.
Complete turnover of the running game as well. No one running with the ball currently, except Vakapuna, was even on the roster.
That said, consensus here is for a close victory. Utah 38, U-Dub 32.
Either way, great to have you here for the first time.
Hey, Hey this is a New Day
Howdy Uman,
Plain fact is that we don’t quite know exactly what to expect.
Welcome to the Pac.
Best Regards,
by HuskyInExile on Sep 29, 2011 3:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Cort Dennison, Mojo? Is that like an assignment or something?
Because… well, shit, Dude. I got nothing…
Cort Dennison seems to be a straightforward, no-bullshit, maximum effort kind of guy. His character type is altogether admirable in a middle LB, but it’s fuckin’ Cyrillic to my lazy, distracted ass. I got no wit, here. I got no insight.
So how about this instead? After we win (24-20), I’ll buy him the small appliance of his choice. Maybe a rice cooker? Or would that piss off the compliance officer?
Ooops. Sorry ladies and gentlemen, about the profanity...
I get my SBN boards all mixed up. Some fly with it, this one doesn’t. My mistake.
Back to "Sark" ball
I wouldn’t be one bit suprised if Chris Polk and the other backs dominate this game. Porterhouse and Kohler bring their A+ game after being called out for a lack of physicality. Where Cal was bigger and more physical up, I don’t see that from Utah. 200+ on the ground for the Dawgs.
by CgHawk360 on Sep 29, 2011 3:14 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Nit pick
Before Urban Meyer joined Utah in 2003 for a 3-year stepping stone gig on his way to Florida
Meyer was actually only at Utah for two years: 2003 and 2004. His stay as Bowling Green head coach was similarly short: 2001-2002.
Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."
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yes. good catch. His reign technically ended in 2005 with the bowl game, but it was two seasons.
Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon
In The Trenches
My gut is the our running game to has its best performance as of yet. CgHawk360 said it well, in calling for our O-line dominate in this game. Polk hits the century mark once again, along with one or more touchdowns. And I agree with Gekko this week – Callier will finaly score. I’m thinkin’ he will do it with a run of 20+ yards.
Not worried about the turnovers, KP has been leading the offense very well. And while we have had a couple of t-o’s from Keith himself, I think he learned at lot from making those mistakes. ASJ has also learned that he has to better protect the ball when trying to fight for a first down. Given the Ute’s big margin of t-o’s, you just gotta’ know that the coaches are focusing on protecting the pigskin.
Now if Ta’amu and the D-line can finaly show up, and we all know they are due, this game could be the return to great Husky football – on the road.
by The Dude 4 Real on Sep 29, 2011 7:47 AM PDT reply actions
What, nothing about the weather?
Fortunately lots of good stuff & analysis, as well as sufficient commentary to bait Utes in to a Cal-style fit about stereotypes! We can only hope. Nice write-up.
He went with air pollution
UW Dawg Pound - SBN Seattle
by John Berkowitz on Sep 29, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I also called out Mormons in a terribly factual but insensitive and slightly discrimantory way
no?
Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon
Yes
Especially that. Hence my reference to “sufficient commentary”. I’m a bit disappointed there haven’t beeen any takers from Ute Nation yet.
All the ultra-sensitive Mormons are BYU fans
Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."
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Not sure where you get "ultra-sensitive" thing....
I’m LDS and I’m neither a BYU fan or a Utah fan. Been a Dawg fan my entire life and I even went to BYU. So when you say insensitive things about others just remember that they may be part of your own community. I also know a lot of “Mormons” who are very big Utah fans and not BYU fans at all.
by SacramentoSeahawk on Sep 29, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wait, was the point of your post to prove that ultra-sensitive Mormons can be Husky fans too?
Because you seemed to take a lot of offense where none was intended. But you did go to BYU so maybe CrimsonUte’s thesis needs to be amended to include BYU alumni, whether or not they are fans.
I'm one of those Mormons who is a very big Utah fan
I’m not saying all Mormons are ultra-sensitive, I’m saying the ones who are ultra-sensitive are BYU fans. And yeah, maybe I needed to include “BYU alumni” in that list…
Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."
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It should be all about football...
UW Dawg Pound - SBN Seattle
by John Berkowitz on Sep 30, 2011 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Gekko's post wasn't...
Just trying to have some good-natured fun.
Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."
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Yes. My wife and in-laws are Mormon.
they’ve given up on me, but are still working on my kids. We have good banter
Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon
Yes....
but not factual. Just think about it when you say stupid things about a religion it is just like saying racist stuff. Not everyone is the same within the same community.
by SacramentoSeahawk on Sep 29, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Lighten up...
… It was a self flagellating joke built off of some banter from last week. Fan blogs are full of sarcasm, if you haven’t noticed.
Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon
Face it, you're just a bad, bad man
I expect Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s next Tony-award winning musical to be “The Book of Gekko”
Dante's Limbo
As a Utah fan I feel like the program is in the “first circle of hell”. I have so much passion, and momentum from the previous years that I want to boldy proclaim a UW thrashing by the hands of the Utes. However, this game is uncharted territory. Our schools know nothing about each other. Utah’s Defense is traditionally stellar, seems like UW’s Defense isn’t. Meanwhile Utah’s Offense is led by a QB that doesn’t have the arm strength, UW’s Offense is potent.
Strengths vs. Strengths
Weakness vs. Weakness
Who’s gonna win? Welcome to RES, you all will learn to fear us in the coming years.
Utah 31 – UW 21
Too much for the Utes
I really like Christopher at WR and Anderson is the future but I think you guys have two solid WR with Dunn being the quick guy as a distant third. However I’m not sure that’s giving you enough weapons. We’re going to trot out Kearse a 1000 yard WR and Aguilar and after that we have James Johnson looking better than ever and Kasen Williams and Kevin Smith. We have so much depth at WR that when you’re force to cover a kid like Seferian-Jenkins with a LB your day grows to be very long.
This game is going to come down to turnovers and who can run the ball. If we can run the ball and you can’t then Price is going to get you with some passes.
Should be a great game.
How are your LBs in coverage?
We’ve got this kid who goes by the initials ASJ who half the pac10 wanted to recruit as an offensive tackle. We put him in at tight end and he’s been known to do things like This He’s not really stoppable by a DB.
Brian Blechen was a Freshman All-American at safety last year
He bulked up so much that he was moved to linebacker in the spring. He’s still very fast.
Other than Blechen, the other LBs are serviceable in coverage, but not fantastic.
A tight end like that is hard to bring down no matter who is covering him.
Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."
Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com
Boise State and UW
I feel like BSU’s offense is still on a way other level than UWs. I know the stats are similar, but watching BSU play has been like playing Madden on Rookie.
BSU "is" more experienced
But heed what UW fans have been saying. This offense hasn’t even plateaued yet. Price is making his 5th start. I’d have to go back to the 90s to find a Husky team with as many offensive weapons.
you sure about this?
Name the QB:
QB #1: 83/105, 79%, 995 yds, 12 TDs, 2 INT, 192 Rating
QB #2: 75/112, 67%, 983 yds, 14 TDs, 3 INT, 177 Rating
QB #1 has faced one ranked opponent and thrown 28/34/261 3 TDs, 1 INT
QB #2 has faced one ranked opponent and thrown 21/37/274 4 TDs, 2 INT
Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon
All Dawgs
I think the Dawg offense gets rolling early and often against a suspect Utah Pass D and Chris Polk and company give consistent follow up punches. The noise level vanishes in the stadium and the Husky O roles while the Husky D does enough to limit the somewhat flawed Utah O.
Washington 48 Utah 24
Roast Duck is a delicacy.
Everytime i see the name Rice-Eccles Stadium
I think about a rice popsicle, and how it would be the worst thing ever

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons."
Sort-of-daily sort-of-funny sort-of-thoughts at danoftheday.com
You missed the best similarity between these schools
After Ted Bundy’s undergraduate career at UW he moved on to law school at the University of Utah, he only attended one year before going pro in murdering people.
You are no longer the only Pac school that gets to field the Ted Bundy comments.
by Scholar Athlete on Sep 30, 2011 9:29 AM PDT reply actions
No, we didn't.
Mind of no mind, a Husky and member of this board, already brought it up, here, on your board.
At Washington, we’re taught that citing one’s sources is an important part of scholarship. Is this not the case at Utah?
by Bugs Dodger on Sep 30, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I did not see that comment thread until now
I was referencing the bullet points in this article for the lack of Bundy coverage. But I like his idea of a calling the game the “Bundy Cup”, I am on board with this and will spread the good word at the tailgate tomorrow.
by Scholar Athlete on Sep 30, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions

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