Worlds Largest Collection of Cougar Jokes - 2011

Cougar/Husky jokes are a staple before the Apple Cup each year. Over the past few years since I started the blog I have archived what may be the greatest amount of these jokes available anywhere on the Internet. Here is the 2011 edition.

Here are a couple on one liners from the personalities involved in the series over the years that happen to be among my favorites:

"I've always felt that being a Cougar prepares you for life. You learn not to expect too much." -- Former UW Coach Don James

"I think Pullman is a bunch of crap. It's a place where you can go and have a good time, as far as there being a lot of drunk people... I'd never take a trip there, even if they strangled me. I'd die first." - Forner UW Player Andre DeSaussure

"WSU is a hard school to go to, man," Williams says. "You ain't got nothin' to do but get drunk and smoke weed, and not go to class because you're too tired from doing what you're doing."

 

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We have hundreds of Cougar jokes ready for your reading pleasure after the jump!

 

 

A longtime Palouse wheat farmer dies of old, old age. He finds himself thrust into the depths of Hell.
The devil sidles up to him and says, "Pretty hot down here, isn’t it?"
The old farmer says, "No, not really."
The devil goes over to a thermometer and turns up the heat and retorts, "What do you think now?"
The old farmer replies, "I was a wheat farmer in Eastern Washington for more than 70 years. I know what hot is, and this isn’t it."
This really ticks off the devil, so he goes over to the thermostat and cranks it all the way up. "What do you think now?" he asks with a snort.
The farmer gets out his handkerchief, wipes his brow and replies, "It’s warm, but have you ever sat on a tractor in the Palouse in the middle of August? Now that’s hot."
Angrily, the devil storms over to the thermostat and turns the temperature all the way down. Suddenly, everything is freezing, with long icicles hanging from the ceiling.
"Well what do you think of that!" roars the devil.
All the farmer can do is giggle. "What’s so funny?" asks the devil. The farmer can’t answer because he’s on his hands and knees laughing with delight. "I said, what’s so funny!" the devil roars.
Finally the farmer gets up, wipes the tears of joy from his eyes and replies, "Looks like the Cougars are going to the Rose Bowl!"

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Q: What do you get when you breed a WSU Cougar and a groundhog?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.

Q: Why did the Wazzu grad cover her ears?
A: She was trying to hold in a thought.

Q: How do you neuter a Cougar?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw!

Q: What do Cougar Football players always get on their final exams?
A: Drool.

Q: What do you call a Cougar golfing with an IQ of 120?

A: A foursome!

Q: Why are a tornado and a Cougar divorce similar?
A: You know someone is going to lose a house trailer!

Q: What does a Cougar say to a Husky at McDonald's?
A: "May I take your order, sir?"

Q: What's the biggest lie told in Pullman?
A: "I was just helping that sheep over the fence."

Q: What's the number one pickup line used for picking up WAZZU chicks?
A: "Hey, nice tooth!"

Q: What do Cougar cheerleaders and Cougar quarterbacks have in common?
A: They're always on their backs.

Q: How do you keep Cougars out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: What has 20 legs and 3 teeth?
A: The first row of fans at Martin Stadium.

Q: What do you call a 250 pound Cougar cheerleader?
A: Anorexic.

Q: What does a Cougar grad call a Husky grad?

A: Boss.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mormon and a Cougar?
A: A basement full of stolen groceries.

Q: What's black and blue and goes tha-dump, tha-dump, tha-dump?
A: A Cougar in a dryer.

Q: What's 6-13-6?
A: The IQ of the Cougar defensive line.

Q: Did you hear about the Cougar water polo team?
A: They had to cancel their season after the horses all drowned in the first game.

Q: Why don't they raise chickens in Pullman?
A: They plant the eggs too deep.

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead Cougar on the highway?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

Q: What do you call a Cougar football player with an IQ of 20?
A: Gifted.

Q: What do you call a good looking girl in Pullman?
A: A Tourist.

Q: Why don't they have ice in the bars in Pullman?
A: They lost the recipe.

Q: Why did the Pullman police department take the 9-1-1 off of their cars?
A: Cougar football players kept stealing them because they thought they were Porsche's.

Q: What's crimson & gray, six miles long and has an IQ of 41?
A: The WSU student body.

Q: What's the longest ten years of a Cougar football players life?
A: His freshman year.

Q: How do you confuse a Cougar student farmer?
A: Give him two shovels and tell him to take his pick.

Q: Why do Cougar football players have such small steering wheels in their cars?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.

Q: Where do Cougar cheerleaders go in the morning?
A: Home.

Q: How do you make a WSU graduate leave your house?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: How do Cougar brain cells die?
A: Alone

Q: Did you hear about the Cougar who won an Olympic gold medal?
A: He had it bronzed.

Q: Why did the Cougar carry the car door with him when he walked through the desert?
A: So he could roll down the window when he got too hot.

 Q: What are the eight words guaranteed to break a WSU cheerleader's heart?
A: "Sorry honey, we just ran out of bacon".

Q. What's crimson & gray and goes 100 mph?
A. A Cougar in a blender.

Q: How is a Cougar like a possum?
A: Both play dead at home and usually die on the road.

Q: How many Cougars does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but 20 get credit for it.

Q: What is the difference between a Cougar and a computer?
A: You have to punch information into both, but with a computer, you only have to do it once.

Q: What's the difference between a Cougar cheerleader and an elephant?
A: About 10 pounds.

Q: Know how to make it even?
A: Force feed the elephant.

 Q: What's the difference between a Cougar cheerleader and the garbage?
A: The garbage gets taken out at least once a week.

 

Q: What's the different between a quarter at the bottom of a toilet and a Cougar cheerleader at the bottom of the toilet?
A: The quarter is worth reaching in for.

Q: How do you find Wazzu?
A: Head East until you smell it, then South until you step in it.

 Q. What does a COUG yell when they discover a rat in the kitchen?
A. Dinner's ready!

Q. What do people do when a Coug exposes himself?
A. Squint!

Q: Why do WSU women wear bibs?
A: To keep the chew off their dresses.

Q: Why do WSU graduates put their diploma on the car dashboard?
A: So they can park in the handicap spots.

Q: How many Cougars does it take to get to a bowl game?
A: Yeah, right.

Q: Why did WSU decide to put field turf in Martin Stadium?
A: To keep the cheerleaders from grazing.

Q: What's a Cougar's idea of foreplay?
A: "Hey, sis, roll over!"

Q: What does a WSU woman tell her lover when she's done with sex?
A: "Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!

Q: How Do you hurt a Cougar while he is drinking?
A : Slam the toilet seat on him!

Q: What do you have, when you have 20 Cougs in one room?
A : A full set of teeth.

Q: What's the difference between the Cougars and Cheerios?
A: Cheerios make it into the Bowl.

Q: Why do Washington State uniforms have the school's name printed on them?
A: To make sure none of their players try to defect as the game wears on.

Q. What does a COUG yell when they discover a Squirrel in the kitchen?
A. Dinner's ready!

Q: Why did they put cardboard over the Martin Stadium field?
A: Because the Cougars look better on paper.

Q: What do you call a Cougar golfing with an IQ of 120?
A: A foursome!

Q: Why do Coug football players only wear Levi 501 jeans?

A: Zippers make Sheep nervous.

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A Coug riddle:

If two Cougs get married in Pullman and then move to Seattle, are they still brother and sister?

Last night there was a fire at the WSU library. They lost 20 books to the flames. The worst part was that 15 of them hadn't been colored in yet!

"Jesus was actually supposed to be born in Pullman, rather than Bethlehem. But they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

Did you hear about the student who transferred from Washington to Washington State and raised the IQ of both Universities?

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Helpful lifelong skills checklist presented to each graduating senior at the WSU Commencement Ceremony

1. If you're bidding on a job for UPS, don't send your bid by FedEx.
2. If your computer says, "Printer out of Paper," this problem cannot be resolved by continuously clicking the "OK" button.
3. If you want your refrigerator's ice maker to work, you need to hook it to a water source. Air doesn't make good ice unless it is mixed with water.
4. No matter how much data you add to your laptop, it will not get heavier.
5. A bad place to store your emergency backup diskette is on the underside of your desk drawer, secured by a large magnet.
6. It's okay to use the Polaroid Land Camera on a boat.
7. When the PC says, "Insert diskette #2," don't do it immediately. Remove disk #1 first, even if you're sure you can make them both fit in there.
8. When your PC says "You have mail," don't go to the company mail room and look for a package.
9. The French version of Netscape Navigator doesn't translate English language web pages into French.
10. If you're in the armed services, and it's April 1st, and you get an E-Mail message to call Colonel Sanders for new orders, don't.
11. If you go to the computer store to buy a mouse pad, you don't have to specify whether it's for a Windows or a Macintosh.

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A WSU student walked into a bar in Seattle and ordered two beers. After he paid for the beers he drank one and poured the other one all over his right hand. The bartender was curious to what he was doing so he asked him, and the WSU student replied "I'm trying to get my date drunk."

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A ventriloquist from Seattle walked into a bar just off the Washington State University campus and asked the manager if he could do a little performance. The manager thought no harm could be done and agreed.
The ventriloquist grabbed a stool, sat down and began telling jokes about the WSU football team. Suddenly, a huge man wearing a Cougar T-shirt walked over and said, "Listen buddy, I don't know who you think you are, telling all these jokes about our football team. I for one will not put up with it!" The ventriloquist quickly apologized and said he would leave. The large man exclaimed "I'm not talking to you! I'm talking to that little man sitting on your lap!"

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A Husky fan, a Coug fan, and a Ducks fan were driving to the Rose Bowl together when their car broke down. They walked down the road to a farmhouse and inquired if they could spend the night.
The farmer said, "sure, but one of you will have to sleep in the barn as there is not enough room in the house."
The Husky fan said, "I'll do it."  A little while later there was a knock on the door, it was the Husky fan. He said, "I'm allergic to chickens and there are chickens in the barn." So the Ducks fan left to stay in the barn.
A little while later there was again a knock on the door, it was the Ducks fan. He said, "I'm allergic to pigs and there are pigs in the barn." So the Cougs fan left to stay in the barn. A little while later there was again a knock on the door, it was the chickens and the pigs!

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During an off-day in the Cougs practice preparation for the Rose Bowl, one of their quarterbacks thought he would take advantage of the break in southern California and visit one of America's biggest theme parks.
As he neared the park in his rental car, he noticed a big sign ahead on the highway.
"DISNEYLAND LEFT," it read. With that, he sighed, turned around and headed back to the hotel.

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Did you hear about the Coug that went to the library and checked out a book called "How to hug?" Got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopedia.

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A man died and was sent to Hell. As he was being led down the path, he noticed a Coug he had known back in the land of the living. The Coug had one of the most beautiful women the man had ever seen draped all over him.
The man began to complain to the devil about all the bad things he heard were going to happen to him, and questioned why the Coug had such an attractive woman. To this the devil responded, "How dare you question the way things are? How dare you question that woman's punishment?"

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Seems that a Coug was driving West from Pullman at the same time a Husky was driving East from Seattle and they happened to meet head-on in a horrible crash on top of Snoqualmie Pass. Miraculously, both climbed out of the steaming wreckage...their bodies intact. They examined the twisted metal and realized that they were truly lucky to be alive. The Coug said, "This must be a sign from God that we should end the bitter rivalry that we have had since the beginning of time." The Husky agreed...he went to his trunk and pulled out an unbroken bottle of whiskey. "This is truly remarkable," he said, "God must want us to toast our new-found friendship." He twisted the cap off and handed the bottle to the Coug, who took several big swigs, wiped his chin and handed the bottle back. The Husky replaced the cap, and without a word, put the bottle back into his trunk. "Aren't you going to celebrate our luck?" asked the Coug. Nah, I thing I'll just wait for the troopers to get here.

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A pretty blonde woman from the U of W is driving down a country road near Pullman in her new sports car when something goes wrong with the car and it breaks down. Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse. She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him, "Oh, it's Sunday night and my car broke down! I don't know what to do! Can I stay here for the night until tomorrow when I can get some help?
"Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, but I don't want you messin' with my sons Jed and Luke, they are studying for their finals over at WSU. She looks through the screen door and sees two young men standing behind the farmer. She judges them to be in the early twenties.

"Okay," she says.

After they have gone to bed for the night the woman begins to think about the two Cougs in the room next to her. They are not too bright it seems, but they are so handsome. So she quietly goes into their room and says, "Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the ways of the world?"
They say, "Huh?"  She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to get pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers." She puts them on the boys, and the three of them go at it all night long.
Four years later Jed and Luke are sitting on the front porch, rocking back and forth. Thinking about their day off from the new McDonald's in Colfax.
Jed says, "Luke?"
Luke says, "Yeah, Jed?"
Jed says, "You remember that blond woman that came by here about four years ago and showed us the ways of the world?"
"Yeah," says Luke, "I remember."
"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?" asks Jed.
"Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not."
"Me, neither," says Jed, "Let's take these things off."

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Two men, one Cougar and one Husky, are using a public restroom. When the Cougar notices that the Husky didn't wash his hands afterward, he says "Hey, at WSU they teach us to wash our hands after using the restroom." "Oh really," the Husky replies. "Well at UW we're smart enough to know not to pee on our hands."

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One day at the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter was greeting new comers. The first man was a brilliant engineer, so he and St. Peter talked about the great structures and buildings of the world. Next was a mathematician from Harvard, so they talked about the most complex mathematical problems in the history of civilization. The third guy had an IQ of 78 and a six pack in his right hand and St. Peter says, "How 'bout them Cougs!"

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 So....A guy walks into the store and the clerk asks if he can help him.
"Sure can," the guy replies. "I want a bright, scarlet red sweatshirt, a pair of gray pants, gray socks, a red Cowboy hat and a pair of scarlet-colored cowboy boots."
"Oh, I take it you're a Cougar fan," the clerk say with a grin.
"How can you tell?" the guy answers. "It's 'cause I'm a askin' fer all scarlet and gray stuff, right?"
"No," the clerk answers. "It's because this is a hardware store."

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WASHINGTON STATE ENTRANCE EXAM - FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION
Time Limit: 3 WEEKS

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions.
-OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army
(d) write a play

4. What religion is the Pope?(check only ONE)
(a) Jewish
(b) Catholic
(c) Hindu
(d) Polish
(e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (Approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c) Northerners
(d) Canadians

9. Spell President Clinton's last name.

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?
(a) Macy's
(b) a 7-11
(c) Canada
(d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
(a) yes
(b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for WHAT country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR-
spell your name in BIG BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
(a) New York
(b) Florida
(c) Canada
(d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

20. The Washington State tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
(a) B.C.
(b) A.D.
(c) still waiting

What are the three biggest lies in Pullman?
1) That combine over there, it’s paid for.
2) This belt buckle, I won it in a rodeo.
3) I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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Rumor has it that Paul Wulff has dreamed up a sure fire way not to lose next year's Apple Cup. If the Cougs win the coin toss prior to the opening kickoff he's instructed his players to elect not to play.

Three students from Wazzu were in the park and they saw some tracks on the ground. They were guessing what they were from. One guy said that they were bear tracks, another guy said that they were raccoon tracks, and the last guy said that they were opossum tracks. Then a train came and they were all hit.

The Coug was driving in his pickup down the farm road one hot dusty day with the window rolled down and his arm resting on the windowsill. He turned his head to the left, sniffed the air and said, "ooohweee, when are they going to invent Left Guard?"

Bubba, the Cougar linebacker and his new wife Darlene were driving to their honeymoon in Moscow. Bubba reached over and placed his hand on Darlene's knee. Darlene said "Bubba, you can go further if you'd like!" So Bubba drove to Boise.

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In America they say, "It's 10:00. Do you know where your children?"

In France they say, "It's 10:00. Do you know where your wife is?"

In Italy they say, "It's 10:00. Do you know where your car is?"

In Pullman they say, "It's 10:00. Do you know what time it is?"

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What is Washington State's idea of Fantasy Football? Winning a game in November and attending a bowl game that is actually worth attending.

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Classes to take at Washington St.


10. Subtraction 99 (addition's really tricky)
9. Synchronized underwater basket weaving 101
8. Cow Milking 101
7. American Lit. 444: Critical anaysis from Dr. Seuss to Curious George
6. TV 100: What Happened to "Hee Haw"
5. Keg Tapping 1091: Traditional tapping techniques and styles
4. Pysch 201: Intro to animal Sexuality
3. Disability 1210-(If you're enrolled in this class, your IQ is below 20)
2. Careers 101: How to prepare yourself for fast-food restaurants
1. Power Tools 01: How to operate a hammer


Things to do in Pullman (WSU campus)


10. Do your wash on the front porch
9. Get a beer and then get a beer
8. Go to THE grocery store
7. Put gas in your combine
6. Naked Sheep Twister
5. Cow tipping
4. Do it in a bag and light it on fire on your neighbors porch (don't forget to knock)
3. Major in hotel Management
2. Try to get a date with benched QB Morgan Loebenstahl.
1. Play Cougopoly-limited real estate prospects, but plenty of free parking spaces


Favorite Clothes to Wear


10.Overalls
9. Jean jacket with wooly inside
8. Long underwear
7. A straw hat
6. Chew-stained tank tops
5. Genuine pigskin belts
4. Grandmother's 1881 jeans
3. Mom's woven blanket
2. Tight-ass acid-wash jeans
1. Nothing


Best Movies in Pullman


10. John Wayne Bobbit Uncut
9. The Beverly Hillbillies
8. Dumb and Dumber
7. Forrest Gump
6. Hee Haw-the Movie
5. Children of the Corn series
4. Deliverance
3. Nell
2. Stone Cold
1. Babe-the X-rated version

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How do you keep a Cougar out of your front yard? ...Put up some goal posts

Did you hear OJ wanted to attend WSU? ...he wanted to go where everybody's DNA was the same.

How many WSU grads does it take to screw in a light bulb? ...Just the both of them, but it takes them 6 months and they get 6 credits for it.

What's the last sign of intelligent life in Pullman? ...Seattle, 371 miles!

You know you're in Pullman when...
the mortuary has a neon sign in the window and the hearse has a trailer hitch.

If you have ever won a moose "mate-calling" contest using an orifice other than your mouth...
then you must be a Cougar.

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A few years back, there was a popular defensive lineman that played for Washington state. When it came to be towards the end of his senior year, the guy (named Butch) found out that he didn't have enough credits to graduate. He went into to the administration building at Wazzu and pleaded with the dean to let him graduate, but to no avail. He had to have the same amount of credits as his fellow students if he wanted a degree of any sort.


Well, it came to be that time of year, and Butch decided he would show up at his graduation ceremony anyway, regardless of whether he was getting a diploma or not. As each student was called up to receive their degree, a chant began growing through the crowd. It grew and grew until it became a stomping and roaring yell of "Let Butch graduate!! Let Butch graduate!!" They came to the end of the students and the dean, fearing a riot if he didn't comply, called Butch up to the podium as the crowd erupted in cheers.


"Butch," he said into the microphone, "I'll let you graduate if you can answer me this ONE question. What is four plus two?"


Now Butch stepped back and contemplated for a long period of time. You could practically see those rusty wheels turning as he thought about the possibilities. After a considerable pause, he stepped up to the microphone and said, "Uhhh, six?"


A hush fell over the crowd, until the next chant began. "Give him another guess!!! Give him another guess!!!

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Sign seen near Husky Stadium during the last Apple Cup...
WSU Parking: Tractors please park on the left. Combines please park on the right.

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Sign seen when crossing into Washington from Oregon: Warning. Sales Tax ahead.
Sign seen when crossing into Washington from Canada: Cheap beer and smokes ahead, eh?
Sign seen when crossing into Washington from Idaho: Keep driving. It gets better.

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A blind guy walks by the fish market, pauses and says," AH, Cougar cheerleaders I didn't think the game was until next week."

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A Husky fan, a Coug fan, and a Ducks fan were driving to the Rose Bowl together when their car broke down. They walked down the road to a farmhouse and inquired if they could spend the night.

The farmer said, "sure, but one of you will have to sleep in the barn as there is not enough room in the house."

The Husky fan said, "I'll do it."

A little while later there was a knock on the door, it was the Husky fan. He said, "I'm allergic to chickens and there are chickens in the barn." So the Ducks fan left to stay in the barn.

A little while later there was again a knock on the door, it was the Ducks fan. He said, "I'm allergic to pigs and there are pigs in the barn." So the Cougs fan left to stay in the barn.

A little while later there was again a knock on the door, it was the chickens and the pigs!

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A coug pushes his fathers (a UW grad) BMW which he borrowed into a gas station. He tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it a few minutes , it is idling smoothly. The coug asks: wassup wid da car?. The mechanic replies: just crap in the carburetor. The cougs says: "How often do I have to do that?"

A coug is out for a walk and comes to a river and sees another coug on the opposite bank. He shouts, Dude, how do I get to the other side. The other coug yells back: "Dude, you ARE on the other side"

A Wash State Patrolman stops a coug for speeding and asks him if he can see his license. The coug replies in a drunken stupor: "Dude, why can’t you guys get your act together? Just yesterday you took away my license and today you expect me to show it to you"

A Wash State patrolman pulls alongside a speeding car on I 90. Glancing at the car, he is astonished to see a coug cheerleader behind the wheel knitting. Realizing she is oblivious to the flashing lights and sirens, the trooper cranks down his window , turns on his bullhorn and yells: "PULL OVER". No, the coug yells back, "Its a scarf"

A coug was playing Trivial Pursuit one night and its his turn. He rolls the dice, and lands on Science and Nature. The question is "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it" He thinks for an eternity and then asks? " is it on or off?"

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A Coug and a Husky were camping one weekend. The Coug used an open pit outhouse and accidentally dropped a quarter down below. He stood there looking at it, then took out his wallet and threw it down the pit; then he did the same with his shoes and socks. After thinking for a couple minutes, he then went into camp and got a six-pack of Coors Light and threw it down the pit as well.

The Husky saw this and inquired into the Coug’s behavior. "I dropped a quarter down the outhouse," replied the Coug, "and I’m sure as hell not going down there just for it.

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