Ted Miller's Best and Worst Case Scenario's for UW

by John Berkowitz on Aug 4, 2009 8:21 PM PDT

The Best

Ted Miller paints a purple tinted scenario where I break my tailbone in a fall in the stands and Bill Gates (Alias Crazidawg) Paul Allen (Alias T90) and Jeff Bezos (Alias Purple Reign) cough up the cash in sympathy for the remodel.

On his way down to the field afterwards, a Pac-10 blogger breaks his tailbone when the concrete stadium steps crumble beneath him. Loyal blog readers Bill Gates, Paul Allen and Jeff Bezos express mutual chagrin in a statement and offer $350 million for a stadium renovation.

The Worst

But five turnovers doom the Huskies, who lose their fifth Apple Cup in the past six seasons.

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Arrgh!

That “worst case” is so sickening that I’d happily take something in between. Still, I’m looking through purple-tinted glasses, and trying to concentrate only on the next opponent.

by Verge on Aug 4, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

I like Ted Miller

but he sells us short A LOT. I’ve written him a couple times because he absolutely pisses me off how often he throws out 0-12. Seriously, he can’t write one piece on UW without mentiong last year’s record.. I understand that the team shot the moon last year but for crying out loud it’s over!

by ChazzReinhold on Aug 4, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah did he even realize...

…what happened last season?!

Washington Husky Football-Undefeated 1991 National Champions 12-0!

by dawgfan22 on Aug 5, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions

I found it funny that in his Worst Case section

he still had us beating Arizona State…To me it sounds like ASU, depending on the beginning of the season, may be a favored game for UW.

by bigdave967 on Aug 5, 2009 5:39 AM PDT reply actions

Ah, To Be Bezos For A Day

So many toys to buy, so little time…

And you can certainly bet the the $350M would have been donated long ago, and now it would be known as “Bezos Field at Husky Stadium”

by Purple Reign 91 on Aug 5, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions

Husky Stadium

We either get the Legislature on board or we go it alone! Wswho will again mount a major effort to derail it and so be it if that happens. It’s ultimately going to hurt them more than it’ll hurt us and it’ll benefit the oregon schools who have quietly garnered support for BOTH osu and oregon for their sports facilities.

Washington Husky Football-Undefeated 1991 National Champions 12-0!

by dawgfan22 on Aug 5, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions