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The Tale of Two Jims

Jim Moore is back even though he never really left. Now you can read him if you are a Husky fan with the grim satisfaction of knowing that he probably gets paid about as much as John Berkowitz does from writing.

That means the Moore family can look forward to eating government cheese three times per day and for their sake they better hope the government also has a macaroni program in the works.

Jim's first effort as a free lance Husky baiter has to rank as an all time low related to that genre. I saw where he was going with it but it just wasn't funny to me. Sometimes you cross the line with sarcasm and it just ends up being mean. My well learned advice is don't hit publish until after you sober up.

As usual the emails flowed into Jim and whoever he for now works for at probably an all time record pace. His follow-up column today shares some of our fellow eloquent Husky fans feelings on the subject.

There was one line though in his column today that made me laugh out loud while I was by myself. Usually you snicker on the inside but rarely do you just start laughing when nobody is around unless you are ready for a visit from the guys in white coats.

But as a Coug fan, I'm amused. The Go 2 Guy looks at Coach Sark and sees a purple pinata.

Even though I found the line funny even a pinata deserves a fair fight. That is why they blind fold the kids before they start swinging. Earth to Jim...beer goggles don't count as blindfolds!

The Tale of Two Jim's

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This is a photo of the old Jim when he was a print journalist. We will call this happy energetic Jim. This Jim is totally one with the world. This Jim is completely armed with the knowledge that he is the luckiest man on Earth to be getting paid for writing sports stories hung over in his jammies. This Jim is coming off a number of ten plus win seasons and a trip to Pasadena.

This Jim has plenty of hair remaining which actually contain pigment. The eyes sparkle as he merrily creates havoc with his sports columns and forms a life-long bond with his idol Rick Neuheisel.

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This is a photo of the new Jim as a freelance Internet journalist. We will call this WTF happened to me Jim? The smile is gone, the hair is grey, notice a lot more forehead exposed, and the eyes are now worldly and sad. If you look closely you can still see the tire treads from where life ran him over while not looking both ways in the crosswalk.

This Jim isn't going to see Pasadena as a Coug or play at Augusta again. Even Rick Neuheisel isn't returning his calls and any chance of him and Nick Holt sharing a beer are now limited to Nick dumping one on his head before he slaps him across the teeth with one of his gold chains.

Seriously

I have been writing about the demise of the print PI ever since the end was announced earlier this year. I was selfishly happy to learn that Jim Moore and Art Thiel were going to continue writing columns twice a week.

I am even more selfishly happy to learn that in the near future since the PI has continued to lower its standards that I too have been invited to participate each day as a free-lance Internet journalist for an organization that has been around since the end of the Civil War.

Like Jim I have taken a solemn oath to continue to write hung over in my jammies much to my wife Kate's disdain. As my good friend Jack from Tenino will tell you all I am one lucky guy to be married to Kate.

Unlike Jim I do have a day job and god bless Kate because she continues to make some good coin too! I will still be having fun and unlike the Moore family we won't be praying the government includes macaroni with our monthly cheese allotment.

The blog here at SBN will continue but it will be syndicated to the Seattle PI as soon as the contract and details are worked out.

The Seattle Post-Globe

Journalists and newspaper people are liberal socialists as a rule because they have traditionally been loyal labor union members. When you collectively bargain it makes you tend to collectively think.

One goal of the laid off Seattle PI staff has been to preserve investigative journalism and their jobs in the Pacific Northwest. They looked at many models but being liberals and socialists they were unable to come up with an online model that actually would be self supporting or even make an attempt in that direction.

The Post-Globe will be a collaboration between KCTS TV (Channel 9) and the former PI staffers. We all have enjoyed Public TV and now we are about to witness the birth of National Public Newspaper.

Rather than depending on advertising the non-profit newspaper model with survive on grants, pledge drives, and government handouts. The message they are presenting is that is what it takes to preserve the third ward, local journalism, and democracy in general.

I think it is an interesting experiment as long as philanthropic's such as the Bullitt Foundation are interested in supporting it. I also think that the Seattle PI with its skeleton staff that will exponentially grow in the future is a much more sound business model.

The piece of the code that both business models currently lack is profitability. How do you make newspapers in print or online profitable enough to support the type of journalism we have enjoyed or loathed since the invention of the printing press?

A lot of smart people are working on that and we will see how it evolves. I do know one thing and that is in a free market economy those that make money stay around those that don't perish.

Public TV has done a great job presenting programming that is a cut above intellectually. It has also done a great job of offending conservatives since it has a decidedly liberal slant. I guess that is why conservatives invented FOX NEWS so they could have their own place to spread their own brand of disinformation.

Anyway I think it is great that local journalists have a place to hang their hats for awhile and experiment with saving the tradition of local journalism.


 

 

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"liberal socialists"

Bit of an over-statement, in my opinion. Some journalism can be viewed as “liberal” in its views, but the “socialist” part is a bit of a stretch. There are plenty of conservatively-biased newspapers out there, nontheless.

When you mentioned that “conservatives” created Fox News, you didn’t put “conservative fascists” or any other adjective.

In matter of fairness and objectivity, it seems like you may be a bit off the track, in my opinion.

Carry on with the great articles on the Huskies!

by PhinneyDawg on Apr 14, 2009 10:50 AM PDT reply actions  

That is the problem and fun with sarcasm/satire which is liberally sprinkled throughout this piece in reference to Jim. ; )

If you really bought that I truly think journalists as a rule are a bunch of commie liberal socialists it means that the success of this individual satire had been achieved. I have to take that as a compliment!

When you mentioned that "conservatives" created Fox News, you didn’t put "conservative fascists" or any other adjective.

Here is the deal Phinney…you guys are my editors….and that is an excellent suggestion.

They are conservative fascists.

That indeed would make the story funnier and more balanced.

by John Berkowitz on Apr 14, 2009 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Well, I stand corrected! I never catch onto subtle sarcasm on the internet. Well done indeed.

And for this reason, I’m simply a reader of the blog. I’d be a terrible editor.

by PhinneyDawg on Apr 14, 2009 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

It is difficult to recognize inflection...

…in the course of reading articles.

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by dawgfan22 on Apr 14, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hilarious

Although i hate what he writes, I read it every time. For no other reason than it makes me laugh.

by HFL_Husky on Apr 14, 2009 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

It's funny how...

…it’s somehow OK for him to be over the top but not the rest of us.

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by dawgfan22 on Apr 14, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

and it seems to have gotten more hostile...

…the responses also have become angrier too. Of course Jim loves to publish those, it makes Huskies’ look like a bunch of jackasses.

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by dawgfan22 on Apr 14, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phinney & John.....

good on both of you! Sarcasm/ satire is much needed in our lives. I have always been amazed at the abject hostility JM manages to evoke from the Dawglodites.

The Post- Globe sounds like a good idea. I hope it spins.

Go Dawgs!!!

by OLDDOG on Apr 14, 2009 11:46 AM PDT reply actions  

johnb, wasn't there a tv show about your blog

called the Jeffersons. Moving on up to the pie in the sky. Congrats

by prrbrr on Apr 14, 2009 11:49 AM PDT reply actions  

I am not sure if we are moving to that big deluxe apartment in the sky with this move.

It will be interesting to see what happens. I think it is a good way to attract new readers to this blog. It is also good to have a Pro Husky voice over there.

by John Berkowitz on Apr 14, 2009 12:03 PM PDT reply actions  

John B in the P.I>? Somewhere Race Bannon is pulling his hair out…

Congrats John!

by kirkd on Apr 14, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you checked out race’s latest?

Not exactly family friendly material.

by John Berkowitz on Apr 14, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the ability to say whatever he wants at his own site allows the venom to really come out and makes him lazy. When forced to censor himself and write for a larger audience, I think he’d still shine – Duckfighter Illustrated was great stuff, and I hope for a return someday. Race obviously is carrying a lot of anger about what’s happened to the program, and in that sense I’m right there with him.

However, unlike Race, I think there are pretty good reasons why Emmert has acted as he has, and while I’m not happy he didn’t over rule Turner on hiring Ty, and while I’m very disappointed he didn’t make a stand and fire Ty after year 3, I also don’t think he’s a complete bumbling idiot either. I get that Emmert is in a very political position as University President, and that he has other priorities besides just the football program.

Anyway, just a joke – I recall a number of times back in the day when Race would lament the fact that Moore was allowed to write his Husky-bashing column in the P.I. and proclaimed himself just as good a writer as Moore. And in some ways, he was right.

by kirkd on Apr 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moore

Jim actually is pretty good and isn’t a one trick pony. The anti Husky satire has been popular so that is why they keep going with it. Jim worked at the PI for 25 years and had a number of positions where he played it straight. He did a nice job covering the Sonics as a beat writer for example.

Columns are a hole different animal. Many of us think we can do just as well as one of the pro’s but I think Fetters and ecklund are the only guys that I have seen break from the civilian ranks that are comparable to the guys at the dailies.

by John Berkowitz on Apr 15, 2009 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Race is a better humor writer than Jim. I agree that Jim isn’t a one-trick pony and he did very well back in the day as a beat reporter. And when he isn’t on his Husky-bashing wagon, he can write some good columns. But for comedy and satire? Race did a great job with DFI.

by kirkd on Apr 15, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFI was great

He is welcome back to do DFI anytime he wants at Dawgman.

by John Berkowitz on Apr 15, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

We both got lucky in our choices of women John

We’re going on 46 years come December and even though my wife is from Minnesota she’s as big Dawg fan as I am. If it wasn’t for her I wouldn’t have renewed my tickets last year, she wanted to give it another go.

I read about the Post-Globe first in Crosscut. The Post-Globe would do well if they write as well as the Crosscut guys.

I love sarcasm and it does go right over the heads of some. It must be hell to go through life way too serious, enjoy the ride, it will be short anyway, have some fun and winning football games helps.

Jack

by T9ODawg on Apr 14, 2009 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the Post Globe will be very Crosscut like since the guy who was the first editor of Crosscut is advising the Post-Globe people.

I could also see the day in the not too distant future when the two entities merged. The Crosscut is more like an online version of the Weekly since it is a David Brewster publication.

by John Berkowitz on Apr 14, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gosh we're in trouble...

…if we’re close to losing loyal fans like you!

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by dawgfan22 on Apr 14, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm keeping my tickets!...

…until they pull them from my cold dead fingers! ;O)

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by dawgfan22 on Apr 14, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

The first day of Sark gave me hope. I renewed right away, both Tyee and season tickets when they came.

by T9ODawg on Apr 14, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good for you!

Like the one guy said, “The more people give up their tickets, the better my seating gets”.

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by dawgfan22 on Apr 14, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unable to finish Moore's articles

I just don’t think he is funny. I wish him well on government newspapers. Are they modeled after the Post Office or the driver’s license bureau?

by dawgdude on Apr 14, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

No thanks...

…I’m having a bar of soap instead. Seriously though, is he really hurting that bad?

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by dawgfan22 on Apr 14, 2009 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't think so

I think it is customary to get two weeks of severance for every year at the company so I think he might have as much as 50 weeks? That isn’t bad and imagine they all had retirement plans there that are still intact. I think people have the time to make a transition.

by John Berkowitz on Apr 14, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not bad...

…mine will give up to 20. Seriously though, if he needs a job he’d be like a celebrity over in Pullman!
I’m sure the cougs would set him up with something. Heck even I COULD FIND HIM A JOB!

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by dawgfan22 on Apr 14, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might be...

…flipping burgers or delivering my pizza but it’s better than nothing!

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by dawgfan22 on Apr 14, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Satire...

     Satire should be directed at the powerful… I don’t think a program coming of a 0-12 season or a washed up columnist count. I don’t “get” either article, both seem just bitter. My humble opinion.

by mynameisdavid on Apr 14, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Blog on the PI

John – did I read that correctly, is this blog now going to be on the PI also? IF I am reading that correctly, I’m a bit concerned. I do want the blog to do well, and I am very happy that it’s successful, but I’m concerned about who it bring to our discussions. To be honest, I am a Husky football snob and I really like 99% of the current posters, and really don’t want the blog to change! I no longer post on any other Husky blog due to the ignorant and childish comments that serve no purpose at all. I fear this could bring in the crowd that would inevitably take us down the same road dawgman has gone down.

PLEASE tell me you aren’t going to let things change!!!!!

"Bow Down to Washington"
"Kick the tires and light the fires!"

by Lear Pilot on Apr 14, 2009 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

No change

Only 99%?

Don’t worry…things will stay the same here.

I have the power of the delete and ban button and unlike other blogs it works really well at SBN.

by John Berkowitz on Apr 14, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Great to hear!

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by dawgfan22 on Apr 14, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you!!!

I’d be a liar of I said 100%.

"Bow Down to Washington"
"Kick the tires and light the fires!"

by Lear Pilot on Apr 14, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant to reply to John's comment.

Goog thing nobody is asking me to edit, Idid great in math, and HORRIBLE in english!

"Bow Down to Washington"
"Kick the tires and light the fires!"

by Lear Pilot on Apr 14, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know Jim Moore from Adam. . .

. . .West! But what I do know of you, in these short couple of months?. . . .

Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"

by BixBeiderbecke on Apr 15, 2009 7:47 AM PDT reply actions  

You're ACES!

I was laughing off my couch this morning. Good stuff John. Just. Good. Stuff!

(great replies too! your regulars are cordial, funny, insanely funny, and – as far as I can tell- very well edumucated. I didn’t do too well in English either Lear. You guys, all of you, are a must read for me now)

Keep up the good work. Watch out for cars in crosswalks John. It does a number on the fo’head, or so I’ve been told?

Comer4tide to Nico2.0: "How come I've never heard of any of your random songs?"
Todd to Comer: "Because if you had, he wouldn't listen to it. BOOM. Roasted."
Nico to Todd: "Shouldn't you be off voguing somewhere?"

by BixBeiderbecke on Apr 15, 2009 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

PI

That is good the blog will get more coverage from the PI, but a lot of Coug and Duck fans will pummel the blog with constant sarcasm. As for Jim, I really don’t think he is very good writer, so I really don’t read his stuff much. He takes cheap shots at people and does provide much insight. Just my opinion.

I found this line interesting " FOX NEWS so they could have their own place to spread their own brand of disinformation." Is there a basis for this claim? What disinformation is Fox News puttiong out there?

by Fighting Husky on Apr 15, 2009 9:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Fox-Cougs- Ducks

We have a great delete and edit system so irate Ducks and Cougs will not be a problem. We do have plenty of Ducks and Cougs as members right now and I would classify them more as nice sports fans. Keep in mind that I did a weekly gig at the PI with Nathan Ware for a couple of years and there were no negatives.

FOX—Ya…I believe Bill O’Riley and the gang verbatum…same with a guy like Al Franken on the liberal side. They are full of crap and being paid to mouth somebody else’s selfish agenda. I guess that is why they call it show business. I did love Franken’s book on Limbaugh even though I am not a fan of Franken’s political views. Not a fan of Limbaugh even though he is entertaining. I guess that is why he gets paid the big bucks.

Just try to remember that is a show. they have as much credibility as Jerry Springer. At least Springer admits it.

I think whether you go right or left you are dealing with mostly propaganda. You have to choose your own brand of poison.

In the end you are responsible for what you believe. Don’t let some guy on TV make up your mind for you.

What comes mind right now is Hunter S. Thompson quoting Winston Churchill in 2001.

The first casualty of war is the truth.

Keep in mind that my column was written completely as a sarcastic satire to mimic Jim Moore.

Jim’s columns do not even come close to mimicing what he really thinks. It’s an act…it sells, they keep doing it.

My true views on the world of politics are not expressed in my piece either. It is simply satire.

Some people hate satire…some love it…just depends on what you think is funny. I don’t do it much because it always comes at the expense of others. Jim however is fair game.

Oh by the way…I really like Jim as a person and as a journalist.

by John Berkowitz on Apr 15, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lear Its....

“I did horribly in English.”

by OLDDOG on Apr 15, 2009 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I rest my case!

"Bow Down to Washington"
"Kick the tires and light the fires!"

by Lear Pilot on Apr 17, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

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